This post two furking poems about cats; next post one poem about Two Cats F**king.
Stupid Cat Poem
I think cats are forgetful
Have very short memory spans
One second they’re all like
TREATS
TREATS
GIMMEOW TREATS
Then when swallowed
(read: gulped down in one)
They sit looking
A half-thought
On fuzzy faces caught:‘What was I just doing? . . .
Was good whatever
It might’ve been
If I just sit here staring
Maybe it’ll happen again’
Stupid Cat Poem Too
Cats are king
Arseholes
In our castles
Next in vs. Poetry: Two Cats F**king
Last in vs. Poetry: Planet Caramel
Other poems about cats:
- Catastrophe
- Cats in the Cradle
- Cats Under Attack! (Backdoor Clawing Redux)
- A Poem about Poems about Cats
Thanks for reading 🙂
N. P. Ryan.
N. P. Ryan 