Two F**king Cat Poems

This week two f**king poems about cats; next week one poem about Two Cats F**king.

Stupid Cat Poem

I think cats are forgetful
Have very short memory spans
One second they’re all like
TREATS
TREATS
GIMMEOW TREATS
Then when swallowed
(read: gulped down in one)
They sit looking
A half-thought
On fuzzy faces caught:

‘What was I just doing? . . .
Was good whatever
It might’ve been
If I just sit here staring
Maybe it’ll happen again’

Stupid Cat Poem Too

Cats are king
Arseholes
In our castles

grey cat

Header image courtesy of FOX/Thanks for this one to Eric Han.

Next in vs. Poetry: Two Cats F**king
Last in vs. Poetry: Planet Caramel

Other poems about cats:

Thanks for reading 🙂

N. P. Ryan.

CIRCLEDuckBlack

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