Grate Expectations Will Only Lead to Tares

Wot with being educated in sarf London, one left skool not well-endowed on the grammar front. Upon realisation of how the wrong 2 can leave a whole sentence in complete error—‘knackered’ as they say where I come from—I recoiled in utmost terror.

With great Gusto, I tried to get much better. Gusto—guess what—did really great, while I just mediocre. Correct me if wrong, I’ll be glad. But a two-way street it’s apparently not, as discovered to my bad.

It makes me want to cry
That people might die
Not knowing the difference
Between your and you’re
Going to the grave
Grammatically naïve
Travelling the rung way
Up the Stairway too Heaven
There their they’re
Never mind
Suck it up
Buttercup
It’s not like they give won
Witches to care

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Thanks for reading. 🙂

N. P. Ryan.

CIRCLEDuckBlack

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