Thoughts on animals and the film industry via the medium of poetry.
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Shorts
A collection of twelve short poems never more than thirty-six words long. From subjects such as friends, middle-age, still being cool despite the former, lies, food, family, cats, being rude, tradition and more!
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The Worm that Turned
There was once a very popular chain in the UK famous for its Pick and Mix sweet/candy selection. Whether if was famed around the world for it—it wasn’t in origin a UK company—I don’t know. What I do know: this is one of the pest control stories that people hate hearing most.
I’d been paged a message to get a particular branch with bells on. Continue reading
I Scream at Ice Cream

It’s summer: the weather is scintillating (for a change); so what could be better than ice cream?
Fruits of the Loon: Banana

A four part series on the joys and disappointments of fruit. Number Four: Banana
Fruits of the Loon: Apple

A four part series on the joys and disappointments of fruit. Number Three: Apple
Mustard and Cheese
Thoughts, deliberations and considerations on the subject of mustard and cheese: Continue reading
Animal Crackers
In 2019 while visiting an animal sanctuary in the UK, I found myself faced with hypocrisy of monumental proportions. Continue reading
How to Give Good Blog
Everything needed to know in under one-hundred and twenty-five words. Continue reading