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Best of Bed

12/11/2026 / N. P. Ryan

How to get the best out of your bed in just three simple easy steps: Continue reading →

About Your Lovely Teenaged Kids

01/05/2023 / N. P. Ryan

pexels-cottonbro-studio-10535375Influenced by numerous friends’ belief in angels, despite the no-longer-so-little cherubs also being their teenaged children.

With thanks to C Ottonbro Studio for use of the header image. Continue reading →

  • Best of Bed
    How to get the best out of your bed in just three simple easy steps:
  • Poem #84
    Poem #84: a story of persons met on holiday and their initial similarity to restaurant cutlery
  • Scare Bears: Worse for Everyone – scorching debut E.P. reviewed
    Opening track ‘Scapegoat’ is a heart fully on sleeve response to the rise of the far right and its claim … Continue reading Scare Bears: Worse for Everyone – scorching debut E.P. reviewed
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        Are socks Not better Worn inside out? Converse:     Thanks for reading 🙂 N. P. Ryan • Facebook • Instagram • Linktree • For … Continue reading Sock It to Me
  • AGGROCULTURE: scrumpydrinking thrashcore gimps – West Country bumpkin powerviolence at its gert lush best!
    After this year’s exhilarating-as-ever Dean Lane Hardcore Day, I headed to the Chelsea Inn for the after show. It was … Continue reading AGGROCULTURE: scrumpydrinking thrashcore gimps – West Country bumpkin powerviolence at its gert lush best!

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Drinking in a dingy bar by the sea, crumpled postcard from Her and World’s Biggest Ray Zero for company; then the son of a starts saying I’m cursed. Praise Be to lighting-up another smoke. Inhale, taste a foul brand: the Hex She put on me. Promised Heaven, delivered a dive nightclub Hell. Thank the Lord for liquor loving hot chicks. Though nothing compares to how it’ll feel catching up with Her.

Wanted a quick bit of business and gone. Bath had other ideas. First, battered and left for dead after a hundred heart-breaking truths. Then a Police Chief with a saggy old treasure chest of secrets to keep needs a scapegoat. Dumps me in the middle of corruption so deep it eases through bone to suck greedy at marrow. With every gun pointing my way, Hell, not even He’s gonna get me outta this one.

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